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Melbourne, Dec 7 (ANI): A washing machine with the description of being so scary he can do children cry won first place in New Zealand online auctions most viewed.
Kiwis apparently liked the humor of the advertisement, which described the 1980 thunder machine as a fearsome beast that "customers are frightened and crying children."
"Once, while washing a load of laundry, he got a little out of balance and so out of control for a minute, I swear I actually saw a window [sic] to another dimension in open above and just one second, there were dinosaurs on the other side and they looked too afraid, "News.com.au quoted the owner in writing.
"The spin cycle so heavy it sounds a bit like the tormented screams of the living dead 1000 was writhing in the pits of hell sulfur mixed with a train of carts full of scrap metal slide on the road without wheels on the fire, in a bell factory.
"If you're either completely deaf or hate your neighbors this baby is for you," the owner continued with his description.
He also added that the proceeds of the sale will be used to pay for advice. (ANI)

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My first washing machine was a bath Twin Hoover, after I had a Hoover before autoloader with a sloping forehead, no window, just a door. OMG how many layers I machine washed two.

They were so fundamental that they are mistaken if I could take a step back and fix it myself!

Me with a diaper pail in one hand and a wrench in the other. Now that's scary. lolol

As he says: "If you do not like your neighbors this is for you!

Crikey faith, but the first time I heard of one kitchen appliance that comes with its own supply of hallucinogenic drugs.

Do you have a site for the distributor in the United Kingdom?
:-)

My mother had a washing machine like that, he crossed the kitchen faster than I ever could.

LOL! I would buy it just to annoy my neighbors:)

I've never bought a frightening "washing machine, but I accidentally buy a" special "washing machine.

I bought my first house when I was in my twenties and my aunt offered me to buy the washing machine on behalf of John Lewis that I pay per month. I was determined to get one that was solid, but the basic reasoning being less that could go wrong.

Anyway I took this one, which had three parameters, only three large black buttons and it has been.

First wash took 2.5 hours. I phoned John Lewis and complained and was told that it needs a special machine built for security is not performance .. when I looked at the machine I realized the facade was covered in Braille LOL.

He returned .....

I had a washing machine that became so unstable, it makes a terrible noise, I thought he would shoot straight to the moon! That would be really neighbors dog to start howling!

Sounds like the Hotpoint I used to have. You can hear 2-door when he entered it spin. As I am on economy 7 and it is cheaper to use equipment during the night I was not really popular for three weeks, we've had.