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Cavan: filthy, ignorant hillbillies, puritanical papists.
Hobbies: discovering ammunition depots of the IRA and knitting black balaclavas.

Kerry: stupid but adorable.
Hobbies: Gaelic football, scraping pig fetuses of their rubber boots and chain-smoking.

Wicklow North: sports car driving country snobs (Greystones, Enniskerry)
Hobbies: their nose in the air and referring to themselves as "a".

Wicklow South: sheep Shaggers.
Hobbies: Sitting in field with their neighbors and talk about the hydraulic "banjaxed on" JCB, collection Dole.

Dublin North: criminals, drug dealers and workers, easy women, unmarried mothers, skinheads and all-round examples of human waste.
numbers Hobbies: Heroin and watching serial being filed off stolen BMW, Make-hand break.

Dublin South: the British in the west, snobs, rich, easy glamorous women.
Hobbies: colonic irrigation and sleeping with their spouse their best friend.

Limerick: violent, racist scum of the earth, knife-wielding prostitutes.
Hobbies: Playing rugby while stabbing each other with screwdrivers and then complaining about the bad reputation of their city.

Donegal: look down on others-all, away.
Entertainment: Turning their noses to every one and the other

Cork: Women jealous of Dubliners, highly sexualized.
Hobbies: Standing next to the highway and make smug grins on the cars with Dublin plates.

Tipperary: beautiful virgins, hard to get into bed, but worth it if you can because the county does not have two different constituencies for nothing!
Hobbies: Getting a flat in Dublin and losing their accents and hoping their parents do not know.

Meath: Dublin wannabes.
Hobbies: Beating Dublin at GAA and hoping that one day somebody in Dublin will actually notice.

Galway: sophisticated boggers could be mistaken for a South Dubliner, sexually adventurous, cultured and wealthy. Hobbies: Teaching sex acrobatics to foreign tourists, pouring acid, giving a million pounds for a three-bedroom house in suburban and pretending it was a negotiation.

Kildare: alcoholics.
Hobbies: Waking up in barns with a bottle on one side and hatchet-faced Biddy on the other.

Mayo: Depressing, defeatist, negative, misery Laden losers, emigrate as soon as the umbilical cord is cut.
Hobbies: Dropping a lighted cigarette on his mattress and then being burned alive in a Cricklewood boarding, so he can have his remains repatriated to Knock Airport for burial.

Louth: IRA supporters, smugglers and bandits, beautiful girls (Dundalk).
Hobbies: tearing through Cooley at 125mph trying to stop the boxes of cheap vodka from falling out the window.

people of Waterford: decent hard working generally good.
Hobbies: Calling a strike.

Clare fiddler silly charm and, more recently, neo-Nazis.
Hobbies: Falling into pot-holes and being never heard from again.

Sligo: go-getters, strong sense of free enterprise, likes to make money.
Hobbies: get rich and b * llix for everything else.

Kilkenny: harmless innocent alcoholics.
Hobbies: Sending their only son to fashion College Dublin and then wondering why he brings home girls and why he is always looking in the catalog of Brown Thomas?

Carlow: who cares?
Hobbies: Going out in Dublin, then most forgotten.

Offaly: mad for playing sports and having fun, generally liked.
Hobbies: To win a pub.

Leitrim enigmatic reclusive weirdos.
Hobbies: Being absorbed into surrounding counties, quietly.

Longford: men usurer.
Hobbies: Legalising bestiality.

Laois: the real boggers and proud of it.