Posted on June 24, 2010.
A table of allocation of dogs? This task list table can be used for your dog when he does not behave well. Changes and choices below will help you find a posting. A. Fill in the blanks
1. [Xxx] is not food.
Spiders; dressings; ivy and airplane plants, Christmas ornaments, carved the Jack-o-lantern, aquarium plants, content cat litter, laundry detergent boxes (especially not when they are full!) ; Toothpaste (tube and all), remote controls, linoleum, glasses, books, bottoms, tar shingles on my house, chicken wire, strange plants, disposable razors, rocks, Lego, dirty Kleenex; layers used in the child, Christmas stockings, soft drink cans, glass fiber insulation blocked the chimney, the underwear in the hamper, hair accessories, mama mama catnip bags, unopened packages honey clips , Christmas stockings, credit cards, CDs, and other things in plastic slim.
2. I do not want to lift my leg on the [xxx].
Everything growing in the garden, house corner, new boyfriend, mailman, wood stove; subordinate pack members; plush chair grandmother, the judge of conformation, good man neighborhood-looking mother tries to impress; Daddy in the lawn chair.
3. I recognize that [xxx] has the right to exist.
The humans' shoes, human resources cats; the aquarium, 3rd quality arts projects (even if they are made of macaroni shells) and the other dog (s), the TV remote, small human-human The washcloth, Rolling Stone magazine, great wallpaper patterns;
4. [Xxx] is not a toy.
shoes of humans, human resources cats cockatiel humans for pets; newly planted iris bulbs, pillows and blankets of the bed linen (dirty or clean); aquarium plants, stuffed animals based on top of the dresser, pillows and blankets from the newly made bed and the fill pipe is the kiddie pool, footballs human nerve, man underwear, Mommy and Daddy's ferrets.
5. I will not chew the [xxx].
Duties of Man, the man the papers he / she has to mark; remote control card round of detergent; handles for garden tools, garage door, kitchen cabinets, food left at bearing on the sofa, mini-bottle * * Human full, even, but he fell easily in front of me in the crib; new saddle; wall carpet deck couch cushions of the sofa; pocket money.
6. I will not bark at [xxx].
Plastic bags on the ground, plow new blade on truck my landlord when he was stationed, wind, thunder, grader, Daddy's new toy bears Santa (which was innocently sitting on a chair, and had been there for for hours before Molly noticed and took offense); tissue on the floor by blowing air from the furnace to stop the spring when I or the kid he turns and makes it go DOooiiiiinnnnnng; clean laundry from my mother thrown in above the bed, even if the room is dark and it looks like someone sleeping there, I pushed the ball into a crevasse inaccessible all by myself and the fox / skunk / cat / deer in the backyard any time after midnight, especially on a work night, fire mouth on the corner to walk around at night, the car radio, the answering machine lady when she tells the time, the ice cube that slid under the fridge, chewbone the leather I do not progress, absolutely nothing (especially after 11 h).
7. I will not dig [xxx].
Under the stove (and through the linoleum), under the sidewalk until it collapses, the carpet, a hole under the porch, then trapped under it and under the pillow for my master 2:00 to retrieve the bone I hid there earlier, a swimming pool in the backyard;
Ha ha ha you are definitely on form this evening,,,, have a star
LMFAO! is loved!
very good, Brill
1) catnip bags mom is not food.
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